Do you really know what a Dirty Sanchez is or how about a Glass Bottom Boat?There are many sexual terms that are thrown around and their meanings are somewhat unknown. Below is a list of the more commonly used terms. Score yourself 1 point for each of these you have done, then compare your score to the chart below.

Abe Lincoln – Jizz on the face of an unconscious person. Cut some pubes and apply it to the jizz to form a beard. Adorn with a top hat and you are complete.

Angry Dragon – Immediately after you blow your load in a girl’s mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up her nostrils will be flared with smoke (jizz) coming out. She will look like an angry dragon.

Angry Pirate – When a woman is giving a man head, he pulls out, skeets in her eye and kicks her in the shin. She will hobble around on one foot with one eye closed going “ARRRR” just like a pirate.

Blumpkin - Getting head from a girl while taking a dump.

Cherry Cream Pie – When you have sex with a girl on her period.

Cleveland Steamer – Taking a dump on the chest of your partner.

Dirty Sanchez – While in the midst of sex, insert your finger in the woman’s ass and then smear your finger across her upper lip, giving her a shit moustache.

Donkey Punch – While engaged in anal sex and are about to ejaculate, you punch the girl in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that much better.

Glass Bottom Boat – Putting saran wrap over the face of your partner and taking a dump on it.

Golden Shower – Urinating on your partner.

Hot Lips Houlahan - Before having sex with a woman, put Tabasco sauce on the outside of the condom, her vagina will be on fire.

Houdini – While doing a girl doggy style, pull out and spit on her back fooling her into thinking you have ejaculated. When she turns around ejaculate in her face.

Ride the Bull – While doing it doggy style with a girl, have people hiding in your closet with cameras jump out and scream, “Surprise!” Try to stay on for 8 seconds.

Rusty Trombone – Going from anal sex to getting a blow job.

Strawberry Shortcake - After blowing your load in the girls mouth, punch her in the face. The semen and blood combine to create strawberry shortcake.

Tony Danza – While engaged in sex you proceed to yell, “Who’s the boss!” Typically, she will yell, “You are!” At which point you turn her around, slap her, and yell, “No. Tony Danza’s the boss!”

Point Totals
0-1 Good job you are normal
2+There is something seriously wrong with you.

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